| The Poopy Diapy Team (Lane 5) | vs. | The Gigafucks (Lane 6) |
|---|---|---|
| 446 | Game 1 | 320 |
| 428 | Game 2 | 366 |
| 874 | Total | 686 |
| Segun Wallace Prostate Exam (Lane 7) | vs. | The FFN's (Lane 8) |
| 470 | Game 1 | 418 |
| 459 | Game 2 | 380 |
| 929 | Total | 798 |
| LeBron (Lane 9) | vs. | Spreadhawks (Lane 10) |
| 467 | Game 1 | 356 |
| 404 | Game 2 | 423 |
| 871 | Total | 779 |
| Spare Shaft? (Lane 11) | vs. | CC&J (Lane 12) |
| 403 | Game 1 | 380 |
| 446 | Game 2 | 379 |
| 849 | Total | 759 |
| The Poopy Diapy Team (Lane 3) | vs. | Segun Wallace Prostate Exam (Lane 4) |
|---|---|---|
| 399 | Game 1 | 415 |
| 439 | Game 2 | 438 |
| 838 | Total | 853 |
| LeBron (Lane 5) | vs. | Spare Shaft? (Lane 6) |
| 369 | Game 1 | 350 |
| 351 | Game 2 | 378 |
| 720 | Total | 728 |
| Segun Wallace Prostate Exam (Lane 7) | vs. | Spare Shaft? (Lane 8) |
|---|---|---|
| 334 | Game 1 | 401 |
| 407 | Game 2 | 337 |
| 741 | Total | 738 |
| Rank | Team | Pts. Won | Pts. Lost | Total Pins |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Poopy Diapy Team | 26 | 7 | 9420 |
| 2 | Spare Shaft? | 25.5 | 7.5 | 9116 |
| 3 | LeBron | 23.5 | 9.5 | 8847 |
| 4 | Segun Wallace Prostate Exam | 23 | 10 | 9533 |
| 5 | The FFN's | 16.5 | 16.5 | 8319 |
| 6 | Spreadhawks | 16 | 17 | 8359 |
| 7 | CC&J | 15.5 | 17.5 | 8519 |
| 8 | The Gigafucks | 14.5 | 18.5 | 8091 |