| Poopy Diaper Bowling Team (Lane 5) | vs. | BYE (Lane 6) |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Game 1 | 0 |
| 1 | Game 2 | 0 |
| 2 | Total | 0 |
| The Big Labowlski (Lane 7) | vs. | Swingsboro (Lane 8) |
| 583 | Game 1 | 637 |
| 734 | Game 2 | 657 |
| 1317 | Total | 1294 |
| Social Justice Warriors (Lane 9) | vs. | OJ Skipson (Lane 10) |
| 663 | Game 1 | 628 |
| 654 | Game 2 | 505 |
| 1317 | Total | 1133 |
| Phoenix Mercury (Lane 11) | vs. | BYE (Lane 12) |
| 623 | Game 1 | 0 |
| 606 | Game 2 | 0 |
| 1229 | Total | 0 |
| Poopy Diaper Bowling Team (Lane 9) | vs. | The Big Labowlski (Lane 10) |
|---|---|---|
| 751 | Game 1 | 554 |
| 691 | Game 2 | 562 |
| 1442 | Total | 1116 |
| Social Justice Warriors (Lane 11) | vs. | Phoenix Mercury (Lane 12) |
| 729 | Game 1 | 727 |
| 666 | Game 2 | 605 |
| 1395 | Total | 1332 |
| Poopy Diaper Bowling Team (Lane 7) | vs. | Social Justice Warriors (Lane 8) |
|---|---|---|
| 649 | Game 1 | 736 |
| 870 | Game 2 | 749 |
| 1519 | Total | 1485 |
| Rank | Team | Pts. Won | Pts. Lost | Total Pins |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Poopy Diaper Bowling Team | 30 | 3 | 15338 |
| 2 | Phoenix Mercury | 24 | 9 | 14207 |
| 3 | Social Justice Warriors | 21 | 12 | 14714 |
| 4 | The Big Labowlski | 12.5 | 20.5 | 12844 |
| 5 | Swingsboro | 10.5 | 22.5 | 12844 |
| 6 | OJ Skipson | 1 | 32 | 11597 |
| 7 | ||||
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