|   | 1 & 2 | 3 & 4 | 5 & 6 | 7 & 8 | 9 & 10 | 11 & 12 |
| Wk. 1 02/10 11:25 pm | Poopy Diaper Team (#1) vs. Exciting Whites (#2) | Split Lickers (#3) vs. Osama Pin Laden's (#4) | Team 5 (#5) vs. Girthy (#6) | Gulf of America (#7) vs. Katie's Boys (#8) | The Munchers (#9) vs. Iran Bowling Club (#10) | Gigafucks (#11) vs. The Unbowlievables (#12) |
| Wk. 2 02/17 11:25 pm | Osama Pin Laden's (#4) vs. Team 5 (#5) | Girthy (#6) vs. Exciting Whites (#2) | The Unbowlievables (#12) vs. Split Lickers (#3) | The Munchers (#9) vs. Gigafucks (#11) | Poopy Diaper Team (#1) vs. Gulf of America (#7) | Iran Bowling Club (#10) vs. Katie's Boys (#8) |
| Wk. 3 02/24 11:25 pm | The Munchers (#9) vs. Split Lickers (#3) | Poopy Diaper Team (#1) vs. Iran Bowling Club (#10) | Gigafucks (#11) vs. Osama Pin Laden's (#4) | Team 5 (#5) vs. The Unbowlievables (#12) | Katie's Boys (#8) vs. Exciting Whites (#2) | Girthy (#6) vs. Gulf of America (#7) |
| Wk. 4 03/03 11:25 pm | Gulf of America (#7) vs. The Unbowlievables (#12) | Team 5 (#5) vs. Katie's Boys (#8) | The Munchers (#9) vs. Exciting Whites (#2) | Iran Bowling Club (#10) vs. Osama Pin Laden's (#4) | Gigafucks (#11) vs. Girthy (#6) | Poopy Diaper Team (#1) vs. Split Lickers (#3) |
| Wk. 5 03/10 11:25 pm | Gigafucks (#11) vs. Katie's Boys (#8) | The Munchers (#9) vs. Gulf of America (#7) | Poopy Diaper Team (#1) vs. Team 5 (#5) | Girthy (#6) vs. Split Lickers (#3) | Iran Bowling Club (#10) vs. The Unbowlievables (#12) | Exciting Whites (#2) vs. Osama Pin Laden's (#4) |
| Wk. 6 03/17 11:25 pm | Iran Bowling Club (#10) vs. Girthy (#6) | Gigafucks (#11) vs. Poopy Diaper Team (#1) | Split Lickers (#3) vs. Katie's Boys (#8) | The Unbowlievables (#12) vs. Exciting Whites (#2) | Gulf of America (#7) vs. Osama Pin Laden's (#4) | The Munchers (#9) vs. Team 5 (#5) |
| Wk. 7 03/31 11:25 pm | Team 5 (#5) vs. Gulf of America (#7) | Osama Pin Laden's (#4) vs. The Unbowlievables (#12) | Exciting Whites (#2) vs. Iran Bowling Club (#10) | Poopy Diaper Team (#1) vs. The Munchers (#9) | Girthy (#6) vs. Katie's Boys (#8) | Split Lickers (#3) vs. Gigafucks (#11) |
| Wk. 8 04/07 11:25 pm | The Unbowlievables (#12) vs. The Munchers (#9) | Iran Bowling Club (#10) vs. Team 5 (#5) | Gulf of America (#7) vs. Gigafucks (#11) | Osama Pin Laden's (#4) vs. Girthy (#6) | Exciting Whites (#2) vs. Split Lickers (#3) | Katie's Boys (#8) vs. Poopy Diaper Team (#1) |
| Wk. 9 04/14 11:25 pm | Girthy (#6) vs. Poopy Diaper Team (#1) | Exciting Whites (#2) vs. Gigafucks (#11) | Katie's Boys (#8) vs. The Unbowlievables (#12) | Split Lickers (#3) vs. Team 5 (#5) | Osama Pin Laden's (#4) vs. The Munchers (#9) | Gulf of America (#7) vs. Iran Bowling Club (#10) |
| Wk. 10 04/21 11:25 pm | Split Lickers (#3) vs. Iran Bowling Club (#10) | Katie's Boys (#8) vs. The Munchers (#9) | Osama Pin Laden's (#4) vs. Poopy Diaper Team (#1) | Exciting Whites (#2) vs. Gulf of America (#7) | Team 5 (#5) vs. Gigafucks (#11) | The Unbowlievables (#12) vs. Girthy (#6) |
| Wk. 11 04/28 11:25 pm | Katie's Boys (#8) vs. Osama Pin Laden's (#4) | Gulf of America (#7) vs. Split Lickers (#3) | Girthy (#6) vs. The Munchers (#9) | Gigafucks (#11) vs. Iran Bowling Club (#10) | The Unbowlievables (#12) vs. Poopy Diaper Team (#1) | Team 5 (#5) vs. Exciting Whites (#2) |