|   | 1 & 2 | 3 & 4 | 5 & 6 | 7 & 8 | 9 & 10 | 11 & 12 |
| Wk. 1 02/04 7:30 pm | Team 1 (#1) vs. Team 2 (#2) | 2026 Womp N' Em (#3) vs. The Sons of Kirk (#4) | Woo Back (#5) vs. Oily Taint (#6) | Ev Fades (#7) vs. Dancing Israelis (#8) | Greasy Goy's (#9) vs. Perfect Timing (#10) | Team 11 (#11) vs. Osama Pin Laden (#12) |
| Wk. 2 02/11 7:30 pm | The Sons of Kirk (#4) vs. Woo Back (#5) | Oily Taint (#6) vs. Team 2 (#2) | Osama Pin Laden (#12) vs. 2026 Womp N' Em (#3) | Greasy Goy's (#9) vs. Team 11 (#11) | Team 1 (#1) vs. Ev Fades (#7) | Perfect Timing (#10) vs. Dancing Israelis (#8) |
| Wk. 3 02/18 7:30 pm | Greasy Goy's (#9) vs. 2026 Womp N' Em (#3) | Team 1 (#1) vs. Perfect Timing (#10) | Team 11 (#11) vs. The Sons of Kirk (#4) | Woo Back (#5) vs. Osama Pin Laden (#12) | Dancing Israelis (#8) vs. Team 2 (#2) | Oily Taint (#6) vs. Ev Fades (#7) |
| Wk. 4 02/25 7:30 pm | Ev Fades (#7) vs. Osama Pin Laden (#12) | Woo Back (#5) vs. Dancing Israelis (#8) | Greasy Goy's (#9) vs. Team 2 (#2) | Perfect Timing (#10) vs. The Sons of Kirk (#4) | Team 11 (#11) vs. Oily Taint (#6) | Team 1 (#1) vs. 2026 Womp N' Em (#3) |
| Wk. 5 03/04 7:30 pm | Team 11 (#11) vs. Dancing Israelis (#8) | Greasy Goy's (#9) vs. Ev Fades (#7) | Team 1 (#1) vs. Woo Back (#5) | Oily Taint (#6) vs. 2026 Womp N' Em (#3) | Perfect Timing (#10) vs. Osama Pin Laden (#12) | Team 2 (#2) vs. The Sons of Kirk (#4) |
| Wk. 6 03/11 7:30 pm | Perfect Timing (#10) vs. Oily Taint (#6) | Team 11 (#11) vs. Team 1 (#1) | 2026 Womp N' Em (#3) vs. Dancing Israelis (#8) | Osama Pin Laden (#12) vs. Team 2 (#2) | Ev Fades (#7) vs. The Sons of Kirk (#4) | Greasy Goy's (#9) vs. Woo Back (#5) |
| Wk. 7 03/18 7:30 pm | Woo Back (#5) vs. Ev Fades (#7) | The Sons of Kirk (#4) vs. Osama Pin Laden (#12) | Team 2 (#2) vs. Perfect Timing (#10) | Team 1 (#1) vs. Greasy Goy's (#9) | Oily Taint (#6) vs. Dancing Israelis (#8) | 2026 Womp N' Em (#3) vs. Team 11 (#11) |
| Wk. 8 04/01 7:30 pm | Osama Pin Laden (#12) vs. Greasy Goy's (#9) | Perfect Timing (#10) vs. Woo Back (#5) | Ev Fades (#7) vs. Team 11 (#11) | The Sons of Kirk (#4) vs. Oily Taint (#6) | Team 2 (#2) vs. 2026 Womp N' Em (#3) | Dancing Israelis (#8) vs. Team 1 (#1) |
| Wk. 9 04/08 7:30 pm | Oily Taint (#6) vs. Team 1 (#1) | Team 2 (#2) vs. Team 11 (#11) | Dancing Israelis (#8) vs. Osama Pin Laden (#12) | 2026 Womp N' Em (#3) vs. Woo Back (#5) | The Sons of Kirk (#4) vs. Greasy Goy's (#9) | Ev Fades (#7) vs. Perfect Timing (#10) |
| Wk. 10 04/15 7:30 pm | 2026 Womp N' Em (#3) vs. Perfect Timing (#10) | Dancing Israelis (#8) vs. Greasy Goy's (#9) | The Sons of Kirk (#4) vs. Team 1 (#1) | Team 2 (#2) vs. Ev Fades (#7) | Woo Back (#5) vs. Team 11 (#11) | Osama Pin Laden (#12) vs. Oily Taint (#6) |
| Wk. 11 04/22 7:30 pm | Dancing Israelis (#8) vs. The Sons of Kirk (#4) | Ev Fades (#7) vs. 2026 Womp N' Em (#3) | Oily Taint (#6) vs. Greasy Goy's (#9) | Team 11 (#11) vs. Perfect Timing (#10) | Osama Pin Laden (#12) vs. Team 1 (#1) | Woo Back (#5) vs. Team 2 (#2) |